Fourty-four years of marriage and eight children has made me more tolerant

“I absolutely hate crowded places, but forty-four years of marriage and eight children has made me more tolerant. This isn’t even my chair. My wife can’t walk for more than 10 minutes normally, but she’s in there queuing for samples and has been doing her shopping for 15 minutes now. She loves it here, and I brought my sudoku so I’ll be grand, sure.”