peter
“I never got married, but once I had to wait 10 years for him to ask for my hand.”
“Oh, did he make you wait 10 years?”
“Him? Nah! That was an other aul lad, this one is only 67, Im 82! He is only a toy-boy!”
“Wait, there! Call that horse over here and take a photo of me with him!”
“Take a photo with my camera as well please!”