He made a speech on the top of a table wearing only his boxer shorts, a barrel hat and a string of onions around his neck

“The issue isn’t the temperature of the water but the stairs down here. My husband got a hip replacement and a friend of ours got a new knee. Another friend celebrated his 80th birthday recently. He is struggling with the stairs but at his birthday party, he made a speech on the top of a table wearing only his boxer shorts, a barrel hat and a string of onions around his neck. You get to the age when you ask yourself, ‘How do I want to grow old? As an old rug or as a tough boot?’ Being a tough boot has been much more exciting so far.”